- James: Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah??
- Sirius: Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol for betrayal.
- James: Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro
Catching Fire
I’m already a target.
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
things that make me smile: old books
you wake up
you are in a white room
you find out you are dead
suddenly the room changes to red
you are in hell
you are strapped to a table and there’s a gag in your mouth
jensen ackles appears
he is holding an axe, a chisel, an icepick, a butcher knife, and a scalpel
he’s breathing heavily
‘i heard you were talking shit about jared’
this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read in my life
- Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
Heath Ledger winning an Oscar for ‘Best Supporting Actor’ for his role as ‘The Joker’ in The Dark Knight (2008)
will forever reblog this
always reblog, no matter what.
